IT’S CIRCLING MY CAR
there are tears?? running down my face why is it why?/ ww/
it’s like? a ZOMBIE MOVIE??
On the one hand, large birds are terrifying and I’ve had more than one incident of AAAAAAAAGH FUCK THERE IS A TURKEY IN THE ROAD (…that… says something about my life) and would never want to get out and deal with said turkey without the protection of a ton of metal.
On the other hand, this is hilarious.
This isn’t a zombie film, this is fucking Jurassic Park.